THE CHRISTMAS 2011 PITSHOTS GIRL: IYA VILLANIA

Iya Villania had been a personal favorite of mine since I first saw her as a game jock on an old interactive game show over Channel 13. She’s a newbie then, fresh from Australia. A lot of young boys were mesmerized with her mestiza beauty and that Aussie twang. She’s even credited with coining the word “Helleeer” which is hello with an r.

But those are not just the reasons why I always tune in every afternoon. Because this pretty Australiana also owns a pair of deliciously white underarms. And she almost always wears tank tops, giving me more than just glimpses of those pits. How I wish HD LED TVs were already in back then.

Today Iya has grown to be one of TV’s most reliable hosts. And those armpits are still to die for. Watch her dance on ASAP with other armpit goddesses Kim, Shaina, Maja and Erich. also see her on Us Girls over Studio 23.

And when was the last time there was an artista who is scandal-free? Iya’s got a clean, wholesome image that you’ll want to bring her home this Christmas to meet mom. So that’s Iya Villania – pretty, bubbly, clean, white armpits and this holiday season’s Pitshots Girl.

THE NOVEMBER PITSHOTS GIRL: SARAH LAHBATI

Those who are old enough will probably remember an 80s movie about a hot woman who turns into a frog when wet. It was called Kokak and it starred Rachel Lobangco who became popular because of the classic San Miguel Beer “She-Boom” commercial.

GMA 7 is reviving the movie into a TV afternoon serial starring the beautiful but very underrated Sarah Labhati. Since winning the last installment of Starstruck, Sarah hasn’t been doing much in the Kamuning based channel. Minor teleserye appearances and a few production numbers in Party Pilipinas don’t give justice to such a lovely face.

Kokak is Labhati’s biggest break so far and I am really excited to catch the show. Because the old movie is sexy-fantasy the same should go for the TV revival. It also means Sarah will have to dress up in sexy and revealing outfits. And to us armpit lovers, revealing also means showing more than just glimpses of Sarah’s pearly white kilikilis.

I do hope the “armpit lovers of the world” will not get disappointed. Pictures of Sarah showing those adorable underarms are quite rare that if you want one you will have to download and do screencaps of Party Pilipinas episodes where she does some dancing. Come on GMA 7, give us some of those yummy French-Moroccan armpits.

In anticipation of the show, I’m giving Sarah Labhati this month’s Pitshots Girl Honor. And I’m posting it on the show’s Facebook page. Maybe they’ll take notice and give more screentime to Sarah’s glorious pits.

THE PITSHOTS GIRLS OF OCTOBER 2011: KIM CHIU and MAJA SALVADOR

We lovers of the female armpit might have been very good these days. Two of our underarm favorites KIM CHIU and MAJA SALVADOR will now be seen weeknights in one show – My Binondo Girl. It’s like having an early Christmas gift!! To celebrate this wonderful news, we’re naming Kim and Maja as October’s Pitshots Girls.

Kim plays Jade who dresses up as a boy to gain her father’s love. But who cares about that as long as Kim (in Jade mode) continues to wear that sando every episode. And with those sleeveless Ts (in different colors, mind you), not only we get to see generous shots of her pit we also get glimpses of her cleavage. PANALO!!!

And as if we’re not already drooling from the cutie chinita’s armpits, they brought the lovely Maja to the show. It’s not yet clear what her role is yet, but we expect her to wear more kili-kili evealing outfits. Maja’s delicious morena armpits is a perfect compliment to Kim’s gloriously white underarms. We pray that Maja also wears those sandos Kim parades in nightly. And judging the few episodes she’s in, I think we are all gonna be lucky.

THE PITSHOTS GIRL OF SEPTEMBER 2011: CARLA ABELLANA

Everyone who thinks that fag showbiz writer who berated this month’s Pitshots Girl in a recent presscon is a two-faced lying bitch, raise your hands. Almost everyone, I think? And I can just imagine the very beautiful Carla Abellana also raising a hand (or preferably both) in agreement. But I do hope she’s raising those arms in full while wearing something sleeveless so she gets to expose those deliciously white armpits!

One of the Kapuso network’s prized leading ladies, Carla is a definite winner. Those pretty eyes, that gorgeous smile, those captivating dimples and the most important of all to Pitshot lovers, those lip-smacking underarms. And aren’t we the lucky ones as we will definitely see more of them in her upcoming sexy film My Neighbor’s Wife which she stars with another kilikili favorite Lovi Poe. Be sure to buy a ticket because watching this month’s Pitshots Girl’s armpits in the big screen is a must-see event.

Angeline Qunito

Alex Godinez

GIRLS I WANT TO SEE IN A DEODORANT AD (Part 2 of 2)

Previously I listed Sarah, Kim, Heart, Marian and Maja on my deodorant commercial wants. Here’s the continuation.

Toni Gonzaga – she’s another underarm exhibitionist. Toni raising her armpit and applying a roll-on is just right on the money.

Barbie Forteza – 14 is the age where girls try make-up, perfumes, lotions. So how about deodorants? Barbie’s nice young white pits are perfect.

Nadine Samonte – because I don’t see her kilikilis much often is reason enough for me to put her in this list. A 30-second Rexona ad would be good.

Erich Gonzales – Erich giggling while spraying a deodorizer. Heaven.

Yeng Constantino – a rockstar inspired Rexona ad. Rock those yummy armpits, Yeng!

GIRLS I WANT TO SEE IN A DEODORANT AD (Part 1 of 2)

I love those deodorant commercials. A favorite, not only of mine but also by fellow underarm lovers, is that Rexona commercial done by Angel Locsin where she exposed that gorgeous armpit in all its naked glory. I wish other artistas would do the same. Remember the time when Angel first posed for FHM, which helped made her a star, and then a horde of young stars followed? I wish other pretty stars will follow Angel’s lead, raise their arms and apply those roll-ons. Here’s a partial list of who I want to see on a deodorant ad soon.

Sarah Geronimo – she loves showing them on her performances, even on commercials. A Rexona ad is perfect.

Kim Chiu – Kim’s armpits are perfectly white. Perfect for a deo-whitener.

Heart Evangelista – remember that classic pitshot of Heart with her tongue out?

Marian Rivera – those armpits got lots of fans. Time to show them with a Dove deodorant commercial.

Maja Salvador – of all the girls in this list, I think Maja is the most game to say yes if an offer for a deodorant ad will come her way. If ever that happens, she’ll be a bigger star than she ever had been.

THE PITSHOTS GIRL OF AUGUST 2011: KRIS BERNAL

Unlike Armpit goddesses like Angel Locsin, Anne Curtis and Marian Rivera, this month’s Pitshots Girl Kris Bernal is one of those pretty stars whose armpits are rarely seen. Perhaps it’s the TV projects she get from GMA7 where scenes of her showing them are nil. Even her dance routines in Party Pilipinas are almost lacking in underarm exposure.

But perhaps her new show, a drama series called Time of My Life, is the long-awaited answer to those who pray to see more of Kris’ gorgeous pits. They call it a dance-serye which means dance is going to be the show’s main focus. As the lead star, Kris will do a lot of dancing and hopefully we’ll get to see a lot of those sweaty armpits.

See more of her armpits here.

THE WOMEN OF TEMPTATION ISLAND

THE PITSHOTS GIRLS OF JULY 2011: THE GIRLS OF TEMPTATION ISLAND

The Pitshots Girl returns this month. And what better way to make a comeback but by giving the monthly “most loved armpit” recognition to not one, not two but five lovely and sexy women. They are Marian Rivera, Rufa Mae Quinto, Lovi Poe, Solenn Heusaff and Heart Evangelista, the stars of the upcoming remake of the 80’s camp classic Temptation Island.

Diehard followers of the Pitshots Multiply site remember Marian, Lovi and Heart receiving the Pitshots Girl honor and can testify to how amazing the armpits of these three girls are. Many armpit fans tune in to Party Pilipinas to catch Lovi and Heart do sultry dance numbers that not only show them in their sexiest but also gives us more than just peeks of their delicious underarms. And what a treat it is everytime Marian do guest stints on PP, do a dance number and show those yummy armpits on stage. You can also catch Marian (and her precious kilikilis of course on Amaya and Show Me the Manny).

New honorees are Solenn and Rufa Mae. Solenn gain fame via Survivor Celebrity Edition (funny we didn’t get to see her grow underarm hair while she’s in the show) while Rufa is a remnant of the 90’s sexy stars who still own a bod and a pair of underarms worth worshipping.

Now all five women are featured in Temptation Island showing on July 6. Pit lovers everywhere should go see the movie on the big screen because it’s not everyday that you’ll get the chance to see these five girls (well, maybe not Rufa since she’ll be wearing a maid’s uniform) show those moneymaking underarms in a BIG SCREEN. The only question would be, wala bang IMAX?

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Jessy Mendiola

HEART EVANGELISTA

MIRANDA COSGROVE

BEA ALONZO

TONI GONZAGA