PITSHOTS SWEETHEART: JOICE V.

MISS PITSHOTS GIRL FOR AUGUST: PUALEEN LUNA

Her high ranking in this year’s FHM 100 Sexiest list is proof that a lot of men want to see Pauleen Luna to grace the cover of the men’s magazine and do a sexy spread that will make them forget that terrible shoot she did for UNO two years ago.

 

Pitshot followers would love to see that.  But we all hope that the pics that will get published will include shots of Pauleen showing her luscious white armpits.  Unedited.  No airbrushes.  But even if that doesn’t happen, we may as well all be content in tuning to Eat Bulaga every noontime just to see her flash those pits everytime she waves to the crowd.  More often than not, Pauleen always wear kilikili revealing outfits and is very generous in giving us glimpses to those ultra-whites.  With gratitude, we award Pauleen Luna as this month’s Pitshots Girl.

Pauleen Luna

THE JULY 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL - ANGEL LOCSIN

              One of the biggest injustices on earth is that a certain icon of hotness has yet to receive the honor of becoming the Pitshots Girl.  And that is Miss Angel Locsin.  When this Pitshots’ equivalent of the Playboy Centerfold was first given out last year it was handed out as a collective award to the Girls of Manager Becky Aguila which included Valerie Concepcion, Empress Schuck, Ella Cruz and Angel.  This month of July, Pitshots is finally giving Angel her own solo recognition.

                 Though many are more likely to pay attention to Angel’s curves, her long legs and her big bosom, it was her adoring morena armpits that adored her to us lovers of the female underarm.  Those amazing deodorant commercials, especially the one where she “fingered” an armpit, endeared her to us more and made us want to put her in an altar where we can bow all our heads all in the name of Angel’s kilikilis.

                 I myself is a diehard fan of Angel’s pits since her Darna days.  When it comes to showing some underarm skin, Angel never disappoints.  And for that Ms. Locsin rightfully deserve to be this month’s Pitshots Girl.

THE JUNE 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL - LOVI POE

                  

For the month of June, we will give the honor of becoming this month’s Pitshots Girl to a reel and real-life princess.  Lovi Poe.  Reel because she plays a princess-in-distress in the teen drama Lipgloss.  Real, because she happens to be the daughter of the “King” of Philippine Movies, Fernando Poe Jr.

                 Lovi’s name couldn’t be more precise.  She owns one of the loveliest faces in showbiz.  She appeared in several TV dramas and is also a singer, coming out with a couple of CDs.

                 But what made her deserve this ultimate honor from this armpit-loving Multiply site are those wonderful underarms fit for a princess.  Many would have thought Lovi to become too conservative in having FPJ for a dad.  But she wears what she wants, and most of the time what we want.  Tops and blouses that give us peeks to the princess’ armpits that are forbidden to us commoners.  White, fleshy kilikilis that make us wish we are Prince Charming in a Disney movie, though in our story we would be kissing her pits to wake her up.  Sigh, if only dreams could come true my lips would be planting kisses on Lovi’s wet underarms right now. 

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Wouldn't you want to do this to your favorite pitshot girl?

THE MAY 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL – CARMEN SOO

               For the longest time, Pitshots is devoted to the Filipina armpit.  Sometimes foreign celebrity armpits do get featured here but I am mostly a fan of the Pinay kilikili.  First, I sincerely believe that they are prettier and much more agreeable than the other races’ pits. Second, they are more accessible.  I can watch a live performance of a local actress or singer and get myself a dose of live underarms in action.  You guys should have known by now that our Pitshots Girl of the Month is always a Filipina.

 

                This month, Pitshots is doing a first.  For the month of May, our Pitshots Girl is the Malaysian actress Carmen Soo.  She captured our hearts and imaginations when she appeared in the local soap Kahit Isang Saglit at ABS-CBN.  But most important of all, she captured our eyes at the sight of those beautiful pits.  Recently she signed up with Star Magic, which means we will see more of her here.  She will appear next in a movie with local pit goddess Kristine Hermosa and that ape Echo.

 

                Perhaps in the near future, we might see Japanese, Taiwanese, Korean or Vietnamese pit wonders.  Of course, the Pinays will still reign here.  But for now, we should all thank Malaysia for bringing to our shores Carmen Soo, who owns a wonderful pair of underarms to match that lovely face.