PITSHOTS GIRLS FOR JANUARY 2012: COLLEGE VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS

Usually the Pitshots Girl of the Month goes to an artista. To start the New Year, we are going to give the honor to athletes. Yes, we’re naming not just one (and not even two or four) but a whole bunch of them. College Volleyball Players.

Collegiate athletics are mostly centered to basketball but volleyball is now gaining a following. To armpit lovers, the volleyball court is another venue to see underarms. Players’ uniforms used to look like fast food crew outfits. Now they are sleeveless T’s, for better movement perhaps. Now we can see those pits as they are raised to serve, block or spike.

Which players to watch? Personal favorites include Gretchen Ho and Fille Cainglet of ADMU, Michelle Gumabao and Cha Cruz of DLSU, South Ramos of UP and Maricar Nepomuceno of NU. Former players Manilla Santos, Bea Pascual and Rachel Daquis also have armpits to die for.

Catch UAAP on Studio 23 on Wed, Sat and Sun afternoons. NCAA games are not televised but the finals are shown live by March. Shakey’s V-League takes place in the summer. Or better yet watch the games live at the San Juan Arena for UAAP and SVL. The NCAA games venue varies.

Not yet a volleyball fan. You are missing out on a great game and a whole lot of yummy kilikilis courtesy of the College volleyball players. 2012’s first Pitshots Girls.

THE CHRISTMAS 2011 PITSHOTS GIRL: IYA VILLANIA

Iya Villania had been a personal favorite of mine since I first saw her as a game jock on an old interactive game show over Channel 13. She’s a newbie then, fresh from Australia. A lot of young boys were mesmerized with her mestiza beauty and that Aussie twang. She’s even credited with coining the word “Helleeer” which is hello with an r.

But those are not just the reasons why I always tune in every afternoon. Because this pretty Australiana also owns a pair of deliciously white underarms. And she almost always wears tank tops, giving me more than just glimpses of those pits. How I wish HD LED TVs were already in back then.

Today Iya has grown to be one of TV’s most reliable hosts. And those armpits are still to die for. Watch her dance on ASAP with other armpit goddesses Kim, Shaina, Maja and Erich. also see her on Us Girls over Studio 23.

And when was the last time there was an artista who is scandal-free? Iya’s got a clean, wholesome image that you’ll want to bring her home this Christmas to meet mom. So that’s Iya Villania – pretty, bubbly, clean, white armpits and this holiday season’s Pitshots Girl.

THE NOVEMBER PITSHOTS GIRL: SARAH LAHBATI

Those who are old enough will probably remember an 80s movie about a hot woman who turns into a frog when wet. It was called Kokak and it starred Rachel Lobangco who became popular because of the classic San Miguel Beer “She-Boom” commercial.

GMA 7 is reviving the movie into a TV afternoon serial starring the beautiful but very underrated Sarah Labhati. Since winning the last installment of Starstruck, Sarah hasn’t been doing much in the Kamuning based channel. Minor teleserye appearances and a few production numbers in Party Pilipinas don’t give justice to such a lovely face.

Kokak is Labhati’s biggest break so far and I am really excited to catch the show. Because the old movie is sexy-fantasy the same should go for the TV revival. It also means Sarah will have to dress up in sexy and revealing outfits. And to us armpit lovers, revealing also means showing more than just glimpses of Sarah’s pearly white kilikilis.

I do hope the “armpit lovers of the world” will not get disappointed. Pictures of Sarah showing those adorable underarms are quite rare that if you want one you will have to download and do screencaps of Party Pilipinas episodes where she does some dancing. Come on GMA 7, give us some of those yummy French-Moroccan armpits.

In anticipation of the show, I’m giving Sarah Labhati this month’s Pitshots Girl Honor. And I’m posting it on the show’s Facebook page. Maybe they’ll take notice and give more screentime to Sarah’s glorious pits.

THE PITSHOTS GIRLS OF OCTOBER 2011: KIM CHIU and MAJA SALVADOR

We lovers of the female armpit might have been very good these days. Two of our underarm favorites KIM CHIU and MAJA SALVADOR will now be seen weeknights in one show – My Binondo Girl. It’s like having an early Christmas gift!! To celebrate this wonderful news, we’re naming Kim and Maja as October’s Pitshots Girls.

Kim plays Jade who dresses up as a boy to gain her father’s love. But who cares about that as long as Kim (in Jade mode) continues to wear that sando every episode. And with those sleeveless Ts (in different colors, mind you), not only we get to see generous shots of her pit we also get glimpses of her cleavage. PANALO!!!

And as if we’re not already drooling from the cutie chinita’s armpits, they brought the lovely Maja to the show. It’s not yet clear what her role is yet, but we expect her to wear more kili-kili evealing outfits. Maja’s delicious morena armpits is a perfect compliment to Kim’s gloriously white underarms. We pray that Maja also wears those sandos Kim parades in nightly. And judging the few episodes she’s in, I think we are all gonna be lucky.

THE PITSHOTS GIRL OF SEPTEMBER 2011: CARLA ABELLANA

Everyone who thinks that fag showbiz writer who berated this month’s Pitshots Girl in a recent presscon is a two-faced lying bitch, raise your hands. Almost everyone, I think? And I can just imagine the very beautiful Carla Abellana also raising a hand (or preferably both) in agreement. But I do hope she’s raising those arms in full while wearing something sleeveless so she gets to expose those deliciously white armpits!

One of the Kapuso network’s prized leading ladies, Carla is a definite winner. Those pretty eyes, that gorgeous smile, those captivating dimples and the most important of all to Pitshot lovers, those lip-smacking underarms. And aren’t we the lucky ones as we will definitely see more of them in her upcoming sexy film My Neighbor’s Wife which she stars with another kilikili favorite Lovi Poe. Be sure to buy a ticket because watching this month’s Pitshots Girl’s armpits in the big screen is a must-see event.

Angeline Qunito

Alex Godinez