THE APRIL 2012 PITSHOTS GIRL: GWEN ZAMORA

Gwen Zamora is one of those girls that frustrates a lot of armpit lovers. It’s because glimpses of those precious whities (the armpits) are quite rare. You don’t see her dance on Party Pilipinas and her appearances on her shows Bubble Gang and Biritera doesn’t really require her to raise them arms.

But when you get to see those underarms it’s like you found a hidden treasure or you have solved a big mystery. When you tell your fellow armpit fans that you got to see Gwen’s pits they utter “wehh, di nga?” in disbelief.

And so we name Gwen Zamora as the April Pitshots Girl and hope that it will inspire her to show us more of her kilikilis. By the way, armpit fans, watch her MMFF movie Enteng ng Ina Mo. Thank me later.

DARA PARK

Show some armpit-loving for Dara of 2en1, known to us Pinoys as the krung-krung Sandara Park.

PITSHOTS ON BLOGGER

I need to create a blogger account.  Kailangang bumalik sa dati na pag nag-Google search ka, KILIKILI NG MGA BABAE ang a-appear.  Ngayon kasi kilikili ng mga lalaki ang lumalabas. BWISET!!

PITSHOTS GIRLS FOR FEBRUARY AND MARCH: KATHRYN BERNARDO and JULIA MONTES

It was your lucky day. You found yourself in a room with Kathryn Bernardo and Julia Montes. Both know your love of underarms and both are willing to have you do whatever you want with their armpits. They are already down to wearing white sandos and both already have thwir arms raised above their heads, their kilikilis exposed in all their glory. You may smell or kiss or lick em. But you can only do one of them. And you will no longer have a chance with the other.

So who would you pick? The dusky tween Kathryn with her morena armpits perfectly matching her Pinay skin? Or the tall and tisay Julia with her white underarms that she got from the German side of her family? A hard decision. Two lovely girls with underarms that are as fresh as only teenage armpits can be. Whoever you pick, you are sure the pits are going to be winners. But you’ll always regret not being able to do the other one.

It was also hard to pick from the two who will be this month’s Pitshots Girl. So Pitshots: Kilikili Wonderland is naming both girls as the Pitshots Girls for February… and March!!!! So where can you catch them? You can watch Julia in Walang Hanggan at ABS-CBN. Kathryn will soon star in the remake of Esperanza at the same channel. Or you can just watch for their pics here on Multiply and on Piter Pitshots’ Facebook account.

PITSHOTS GIRLS FOR JANUARY 2012: COLLEGE VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS

Usually the Pitshots Girl of the Month goes to an artista. To start the New Year, we are going to give the honor to athletes. Yes, we’re naming not just one (and not even two or four) but a whole bunch of them. College Volleyball Players.

Collegiate athletics are mostly centered to basketball but volleyball is now gaining a following. To armpit lovers, the volleyball court is another venue to see underarms. Players’ uniforms used to look like fast food crew outfits. Now they are sleeveless T’s, for better movement perhaps. Now we can see those pits as they are raised to serve, block or spike.

Which players to watch? Personal favorites include Gretchen Ho and Fille Cainglet of ADMU, Michelle Gumabao and Cha Cruz of DLSU, South Ramos of UP and Maricar Nepomuceno of NU. Former players Manilla Santos, Bea Pascual and Rachel Daquis also have armpits to die for.

Catch UAAP on Studio 23 on Wed, Sat and Sun afternoons. NCAA games are not televised but the finals are shown live by March. Shakey’s V-League takes place in the summer. Or better yet watch the games live at the San Juan Arena for UAAP and SVL. The NCAA games venue varies.

Not yet a volleyball fan. You are missing out on a great game and a whole lot of yummy kilikilis courtesy of the College volleyball players. 2012’s first Pitshots Girls.

THE CHRISTMAS 2011 PITSHOTS GIRL: IYA VILLANIA

Iya Villania had been a personal favorite of mine since I first saw her as a game jock on an old interactive game show over Channel 13. She’s a newbie then, fresh from Australia. A lot of young boys were mesmerized with her mestiza beauty and that Aussie twang. She’s even credited with coining the word “Helleeer” which is hello with an r.

But those are not just the reasons why I always tune in every afternoon. Because this pretty Australiana also owns a pair of deliciously white underarms. And she almost always wears tank tops, giving me more than just glimpses of those pits. How I wish HD LED TVs were already in back then.

Today Iya has grown to be one of TV’s most reliable hosts. And those armpits are still to die for. Watch her dance on ASAP with other armpit goddesses Kim, Shaina, Maja and Erich. also see her on Us Girls over Studio 23.

And when was the last time there was an artista who is scandal-free? Iya’s got a clean, wholesome image that you’ll want to bring her home this Christmas to meet mom. So that’s Iya Villania – pretty, bubbly, clean, white armpits and this holiday season’s Pitshots Girl.

THE NOVEMBER PITSHOTS GIRL: SARAH LAHBATI

Those who are old enough will probably remember an 80s movie about a hot woman who turns into a frog when wet. It was called Kokak and it starred Rachel Lobangco who became popular because of the classic San Miguel Beer “She-Boom” commercial.

GMA 7 is reviving the movie into a TV afternoon serial starring the beautiful but very underrated Sarah Labhati. Since winning the last installment of Starstruck, Sarah hasn’t been doing much in the Kamuning based channel. Minor teleserye appearances and a few production numbers in Party Pilipinas don’t give justice to such a lovely face.

Kokak is Labhati’s biggest break so far and I am really excited to catch the show. Because the old movie is sexy-fantasy the same should go for the TV revival. It also means Sarah will have to dress up in sexy and revealing outfits. And to us armpit lovers, revealing also means showing more than just glimpses of Sarah’s pearly white kilikilis.

I do hope the “armpit lovers of the world” will not get disappointed. Pictures of Sarah showing those adorable underarms are quite rare that if you want one you will have to download and do screencaps of Party Pilipinas episodes where she does some dancing. Come on GMA 7, give us some of those yummy French-Moroccan armpits.

In anticipation of the show, I’m giving Sarah Labhati this month’s Pitshots Girl Honor. And I’m posting it on the show’s Facebook page. Maybe they’ll take notice and give more screentime to Sarah’s glorious pits.