Martes, Enero 24, 2006

NO FIX TO PIT PICS, PLEASE

A friend informed me of an old copy of FHM Magazine, where there was a letter writer complaining about the photos used in the magazine.  The letter writer did not like FHM and some other magazines’ practice of “cleaning” the photos before printing them on their pages.  By cleaning, it means making the model flawless by removing the eyebags or eye circles, reducing the hips and tummies, removing the flabs in the arms and the legs, removing scratch marks, varicose veins and “peklats”.  What irked the letter writer more are the “too-white-to-be-true” armpits of the models.  Now, I don’t have a problem with fixing the model’s face for the magazine because she really has to look good in the pics.  Fixing some parts of the body is also okay to me.  But I hope FHM, Cosmopolitan, UNO and other magazines which features female models will lessen the use of the Adobe Photoshop for the armpits.  If there were traces of hair stubbles, sure you can take them out.  If you think it will look too dark in the mag, lighten it up a little.  But only a little.  As much as possible, we armpit lovers want to see them in their real color and state.  But don’t erase the lines, the excess skin, the excess fat.  Armpit fans should try buying magazines like Star Studio, Teenstars, Yes, S and Inside Showbiz because they seldom, or never, alter the pictures there.

HOW I BECAME THE PITMASTER

Truth is, I really don’t know how to start this piece because even I do not know how I really began to have this fetish for the female’s armpits.  Fetish?  I kinda cringe when I use that word.  Reminds me of those weird porn flicks which features weird people with foot fetish, bondage fetish, etc.  So I would rather not describe what I have as an armpit fetish.  I just love looking underneath those arms to see if they are white, sweaty or had hair stubble.


 


                The farthest that I can remember is maybe the time that I began looking at TV and movie female teenstars as more than just people you see on the screens.  I developed a liking to most of them.  Time came when I would watch them dance on noontime shows and try to see if they will wear outfits that will show a little more skin.  And that was the time that I began to love the spaghetti straps and the tube tops.  I began checking out their underarms.  And I find them, both the teenstars and the underarms, cute.  I came to believe that if a girl got a nice and clean pair of underarms, she is nice and clean all over.


 


                It did not stop with the TV shows.  I watch their movies and took notes of what particular scene they raised their arms wearing spags and tubes or bikinis and swimsuits.  I bought magazines and newspapers where they got pictures of their armpits exposed.  And I even developed a liking on pictures that shows only a hint of their armpits.  There is mystery on those pics that I absolutely love.


 


                To this day, I still have that love for the female underarm.  And I intend to share that love with my fellow armpit lovers with this website.