THE DECEMBER 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL: LJ REYES

              Injustice!! That is what I yelled after reading (reading? yeah, right) the December 2009 issue of our local FHM.  Though I am very thrilled to find that the charming and really cute Miss LJ Reyes is their cover girl.  Yes, she did wear two-piece swimsuits and lingerie that showed a lot of skin.  She even showed us her “pakpak” (wings, I mean).  But where are those pictures of LJ showing her prized kilikilis?

                So for my fellow armpit fanatics who are also disappointed of the magazine’s lack of LJ-armpit goodness, I will try to find photos of our beloved Lorna Jean from all around the web (starting with Pinoy Exchange) and put all them in one album.

                So let’s talk more about LJ.  When she was first introduced as a contestant in the artista search Starstruck, she already caught my attention.  I’m a sucker for chinitas.  Her dimples are die to for.  She possess a lovely smile, even her sungki is charming, and her being bungisngis is endearing.  But here is the most important part for all Pitshots followers.  LJ’s lovely, mouth-watering, milky-white armpits.

                That’s one of the reasons why I try to catch SOP when I’m home on Sundays.  To watch LJ dance with her arms swaying that exposes those “sarap papakin-kilikilis”.  Even if most of the time she’s on the same number with the “kirat guy”.  But that’s okay as long as shobe’s (her fans’ term of endearment to her) armpits are there to entertain us.

                Starstruck First Princess.  FHM Covergirl.  She’s also celebrating her birthday on Christmas.  And now we crown her as the Pitshots Girl for December.  That’s how much we love LJ.  And her kilikilis.

PITSHOTS GIRL FOR NOVEMBER: JULIA CLARETE

We have our reasons why we watch noontime shows.  Some because they enjoy the lively hosts.  Or the riot games and their equally riotous contestants.  But there are some of us who watch because of the female hosts’ lovely armpits.

For this month, we will give the spotlight on one of them.  And that is Eat Bulaga’s Miss Julia Clarete.  She’s no novice, being in the business for more than a decade.  Equally, we are no novice to her luscious armpits.  Watching her hosting on EB wearing sleeveless dresses make pitlovers’ mouths water and hearts beat faster as they wait for the moments Julia raises her arms and flashes those “nakakagigil na kilikilis”.  And thank the heavens that she is very generous in doing that!

Julia, who also owns a lovely face to match her lovely pits, may already be a mom but it’s a good thing that her underarms still look as fresh as when she first arrived on our TV screens.  And for that, Julia Clarete is our Pitshots Girl for November. Her hubby’s one lucky bastard.  

Panay ang pakita ni Sarah ng mga magaganda niyang kilikili sa huling concert niya. Nakakagigil!!! Can't wait for the DVD.

Sarah Geronimo is showing more and more of her armpits on TV, on her commercials and concerts. Her underarms got a lot whiter and cleaner since she first came in showbiz. That’s a good thing for us. Yum-yum!

Miranda Cosgrove

Selena Gomez

Miley Cyrus

PITSHOTS GIRLS FOR OCTOBER: THE TWEEN IDOLS

            A lot of preteen girls love them.  A sizable crowd loathes them. Late-night talk show hosts make fun of them.  They are the tween superstars.  And they go by the names Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove, Selena Gomez, Emma Watson and JoJo.

 

                While young girls go gaga over them,

spending money on everything their pretty faces are plastered on, a silent group worships these girls for something else.  And that something else are their lovely teen armpits.  It’s been a while since Pitshots gave the Pitshots Girl honor to more than one girl in a month.  For this month, we’re giving it to all six of the teen scene’s biggest moneymakers.

 

                So enjoy the best pitshot photos of Vanessa, Miley, Miranda, Selena, Emma and JoJo that I’ve

collected.  You may love them or hate them but you must admit that you’d like to give those lip-smacking underarms one helluva licking.

JoJo

Vanessa Hudgens

PITSHOTS GIRL FOR SEPTEMBER: ERICH GONZALES

                  Her before-the-news drama Katorse is her biggest break.  But our radar has spotted her since winning season 2 of the now-defunct Star Circle Quest.  Correction.  Make that our radar has spotted her “gorgeous teen armpits” since winning season 2 of SCQ.  But her TV appearances had been few and far in between making us wanting to catch even a glimpse of those prized kilikilis.

 

                Then she was given the plum role of Nene, an out-of-wedlock pregnant fourteener, in Katorse.  As if to compensate for all those years in missing out on Erich’s armpits, she was made to wear “dasters” and blouses that not only shows those much-wanted underarms but also a gratuitous peek at those peaks (hello cleavage!)  Now and then we can also catch Erich dancing in sexy numbers in ASAP.  The once too-sweet-to-be-true teenstar is now a bonafide sexy starlet.  And also this month’s Pitshots girl.

Erich Gonzales

Excited na akong makita ang mga armpits nina Rhian Ramos at Glaiza de Castro sa Stairway to Heaven. Pero hangga't wala sila, ini-enjoy ko muna yung lovely young underarms nung gumaganap na batang Rhian, si Barbie.

PITSHOTS SWEETHEART: JOICE V.

              I received a lot of requests to feature girls that are not celebrities and was also told to look at several social networking sites like Multiply and Friendster.  And yes, there are a lot of awesome pictures of girls showing their lovely armpits in those sites.  But I don’t want to just grab their pics and post it here.  Unlike the celebrities, they are not public figures and I respect their privacy.  Still, I made several attempts to ask some of them if they would like to have their pics posted here.  The usual answers I get are “no”, “are you kidding?” and some unprintable words.

 

                And then I received a message from this girl.  Her name is Joice V.  And yes, she wants her pics posted here in Pitshots!  So I checked out her photos and she really is cute.  But the most important thing, her kilikilis were gorgeous.  And after a few correspondences (I need to be sure she wanted those pics here), those pics are finally here for the entire armpit-loving world to see.  For that Pitshots is naming Joice V. as our first Pitshots Sweetheart.  Thank you for sharing those pics Joice.  And may there be more girls like you who will allow us to see their beautiful underarms.

PITSHOTS SWEETHEART: JOICE V.

MISS PITSHOTS GIRL FOR AUGUST: PUALEEN LUNA

Her high ranking in this year’s FHM 100 Sexiest list is proof that a lot of men want to see Pauleen Luna to grace the cover of the men’s magazine and do a sexy spread that will make them forget that terrible shoot she did for UNO two years ago.

 

Pitshot followers would love to see that.  But we all hope that the pics that will get published will include shots of Pauleen showing her luscious white armpits.  Unedited.  No airbrushes.  But even if that doesn’t happen, we may as well all be content in tuning to Eat Bulaga every noontime just to see her flash those pits everytime she waves to the crowd.  More often than not, Pauleen always wear kilikili revealing outfits and is very generous in giving us glimpses to those ultra-whites.  With gratitude, we award Pauleen Luna as this month’s Pitshots Girl.

Pauleen Luna

THE JULY 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL - ANGEL LOCSIN

              One of the biggest injustices on earth is that a certain icon of hotness has yet to receive the honor of becoming the Pitshots Girl.  And that is Miss Angel Locsin.  When this Pitshots’ equivalent of the Playboy Centerfold was first given out last year it was handed out as a collective award to the Girls of Manager Becky Aguila which included Valerie Concepcion, Empress Schuck, Ella Cruz and Angel.  This month of July, Pitshots is finally giving Angel her own solo recognition.

                 Though many are more likely to pay attention to Angel’s curves, her long legs and her big bosom, it was her adoring morena armpits that adored her to us lovers of the female underarm.  Those amazing deodorant commercials, especially the one where she “fingered” an armpit, endeared her to us more and made us want to put her in an altar where we can bow all our heads all in the name of Angel’s kilikilis.

                 I myself is a diehard fan of Angel’s pits since her Darna days.  When it comes to showing some underarm skin, Angel never disappoints.  And for that Ms. Locsin rightfully deserve to be this month’s Pitshots Girl.

THE JUNE 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL - LOVI POE

                  

For the month of June, we will give the honor of becoming this month’s Pitshots Girl to a reel and real-life princess.  Lovi Poe.  Reel because she plays a princess-in-distress in the teen drama Lipgloss.  Real, because she happens to be the daughter of the “King” of Philippine Movies, Fernando Poe Jr.

                 Lovi’s name couldn’t be more precise.  She owns one of the loveliest faces in showbiz.  She appeared in several TV dramas and is also a singer, coming out with a couple of CDs.

                 But what made her deserve this ultimate honor from this armpit-loving Multiply site are those wonderful underarms fit for a princess.  Many would have thought Lovi to become too conservative in having FPJ for a dad.  But she wears what she wants, and most of the time what we want.  Tops and blouses that give us peeks to the princess’ armpits that are forbidden to us commoners.  White, fleshy kilikilis that make us wish we are Prince Charming in a Disney movie, though in our story we would be kissing her pits to wake her up.  Sigh, if only dreams could come true my lips would be planting kisses on Lovi’s wet underarms right now. 

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Wouldn't you want to do this to your favorite pitshot girl?

THE MAY 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL – CARMEN SOO

               For the longest time, Pitshots is devoted to the Filipina armpit.  Sometimes foreign celebrity armpits do get featured here but I am mostly a fan of the Pinay kilikili.  First, I sincerely believe that they are prettier and much more agreeable than the other races’ pits. Second, they are more accessible.  I can watch a live performance of a local actress or singer and get myself a dose of live underarms in action.  You guys should have known by now that our Pitshots Girl of the Month is always a Filipina.

 

                This month, Pitshots is doing a first.  For the month of May, our Pitshots Girl is the Malaysian actress Carmen Soo.  She captured our hearts and imaginations when she appeared in the local soap Kahit Isang Saglit at ABS-CBN.  But most important of all, she captured our eyes at the sight of those beautiful pits.  Recently she signed up with Star Magic, which means we will see more of her here.  She will appear next in a movie with local pit goddess Kristine Hermosa and that ape Echo.

 

                Perhaps in the near future, we might see Japanese, Taiwanese, Korean or Vietnamese pit wonders.  Of course, the Pinays will still reign here.  But for now, we should all thank Malaysia for bringing to our shores Carmen Soo, who owns a wonderful pair of underarms to match that lovely face.

Frances Fleta

THE APRIL 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL – FRANCES FLETA

                Summer means beaches, sunbathing and bikinis.  For armpit lovers, summer can also be called “open season”.  For hunters, open season means time to shoot ducks, deers and other game.  But for armpit fanatics, this is also the perfect time to watch the girls wear bikinis, spaghetti straps, tank tops and other armpit-revealing clothings.

 

                Summer also means outdoor sports.  We underarm admirers love to watch beautiful girls play beach volleyball, tennis, wakeboarding and other games played under the sun as long as we also get to glimpse those delicious kilikilis.  And it’s also a treat to see those kilikilis glisten and shine from perspiration goodness.

 

                This month’s Pitshots girl is not our usual artista that we always feature.  She is one of the hosts of the sports show WILDCARD over at Studio 23 on Friday nights.  She is also the most popular girl of the UP Pep Squad.  And her name is Frances Fleta.

 

                Pretty and bubbly Frances could have made it as an artista if she ventured to showbiz after her stint as a 5 and Up reporter.  Still it was wise of her to continue school.  She became visible again as a cheerdancer and now she’s back hosting on TV.  In Wildcard, she not only discusses sports topics she also gets to try them out.  She did boxing, wall climbing and other games of that nature.  And yes she wears outfits that allow us to see her adoring armpits. When she did Pilates in one episode, it was absolute heaven.

 

                Next month, we may have the usual artista again.  But for now, Frances Fleta is queen of the Pitshots kingdom.

YENG CONSTANTINO

THE MARCH 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL – YENG CONSTANTINO

               The Kapamilyas should admit that no big star came out of the second season of Pinoy Dream Academy.  Not Laarni, not the gay guy, not anybody.  The only real star to come from that reality show is still PDA’s season one winner, and March’s Pitshots Girl, Yeng Constantino.

 

                Yeng came at a time when pop-rock singers are the fad.  She’s cute, she’s spunky, she plays the guitar and she writes most of her songs. She was still in her teens during the contest, making youth her biggest advantage.  And one more reason why Yeng is definitely a winner is that winning pair of girl-punk armpits.  Do you still remember the finals night when after she was declared winner, she raised a clenched fist in victory?  And because she was wearing a spaghetti-strapped dress that night, she also showed us that wonderful right armpit.  She won, and all of us pit lovers won.  Everybody happy.

 

                Thanks to that new segment in ASAP called YRS, where Yeng along with Rachel Ann Go and Sarah Geronimo, perform song medleys ala Dreamgirls, we get to see more of her lovely kilikilis.  And it’s a triple treat too because we also get to see Sarah and Rachelle’s yummy underarms.  But still the best way to enjoy Yeng’s pits is too watch her live in a rock concert where she goes crazy on stage and reveals those sweaty yet still mouth-watering kilikilis.

 

THE FEBRUARY 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL – RHIAN RAMOS

             Our January 2009 Pitshots girl, Marian Rivera, is currently the queen of GMA7, inheriting the crown from Angel Locsin.  If ever Marian decides to leave, next in throne will definitely be the pretty Rhian Ramos, our February 2009 Pitshots Girl.  She had just concluded the primetime hit La Lola and the Kapuso channel is definitely cooking up some new projects for her.  Rhian is just as controversial as Marian.  She got herself involved in petty feuds with other young actresses.  And there is also the issue of her being the niece of a GMA7 executive that’s why she gets the better projects.

 

                But those things don’t matter to armpit lovers everywhere.  We all love Rhian because of those white luscious kilikilis. Take a look at the picture in the left.  Those pits can definitely give other pit goddesses like Marian, Heart and others a run for their money.  Now if only she’ll be given more projects that will require her to show more of those beautiful armpits.  Then we will all be very happy. 

CATCH THESE SHOWS AND WATCH FOR THE PITS

Armpit fanatics should be very busy watching local telly these days.  There are a couple of TV shows that are treasure troves of armpit goodness.  No matter how awful the shows, at least we get compensated by scenes with lots of  kilikilis.  You should have catched Dyosa if you are into Anne Curtis’ lovely white pits.  She sure showed a lot of them almost every night.  Also Nikki Bacolod her nemesis on the show.  I pray that she will get more TV exposure in the future so that she will espose more of her fleshy underarm.  Alas, Dyosa ends tonight so you might try capturing some of the episodes on YouTube or wait for the DVD.

                                                                                                                                                                         

                Here are the shows you should try to catch at least once in a while for your armpit fetishes.

 

LUNA MYSTIKA – Heart Evangelista plays two roles and it is the role of Celestina where she wears a black sleeveless dress where she blesses us with those much-wanted armpits.  The voluptous Iwa Moto also shows off some armpits every now and then.  Pity that Kris Bernal plays a tomboy role.  Compensate by looking at her pics in my album.

 

GAGAMBINO – Take your pick from Katrina Halili, Glaiza de Castro, __ all of them wearing sexy armpit-revealing superhero costumes.

 

LA LOLA – I don’t see much of Rhian Ramos’ pits here but at the few times she shows them, its pure heaven.  Angelika dela Cruz is getting bigger because of her pregnancy but her kilikilis are still a sight to behold.

 

EVA FONDA – Cristine Reyes’ mouth-watering white armpits.  Need I say more?

 

ASAP – Shaina Magdayao, Maja Salvador, Kim Chiu, Nikki Gil, Karylle, Iya Villania, and the list of mouth-watering armpit temptresses goes on.  But the girl to watch is Sarah Geronimo on her Sarah on Stage segment where she sings and dances.  Who could have thought that such a sweet girl as Sarah could be so damn sexy?  And since she wears sexy outfits in those numbers, those wonderful, lustful, platinum-selling armpits are displayed in all their glory!  The best five minutes of your life!

 

GOIN’ BULILIT – For those who are into kid armpits, like me.  The girls in the show are definitely the future of Pitshots.  Those who share their cute kilikilis the most in the show are Sharlene San Pedro, Angel Sy and Mika dela Cruz (sister of Angelika).  Watch out for Sharlene in this Sunday’s episode.  I saw the commercial and I think she will be showing some of those childstar pits.

START THE YEAR RIGHT WITH 2009’S ULTIMATE PITSHOTS GIRL – KIM CHIU

There are a handful of Pitshots Girls who could have won the title of Ultimate Pitshots Girl.  After switching stations, Angel Locsin did an awesome pitshow with the hit Lobo and made us sigh when she “fingered” her armpit in a Rexona commercial.  Sarah Geronimo “wowed” us with her pits in The Other Side concert DVD and her last Araneta Coliseum show, The Next One.  Anne Curtis was a Pitshots goddess with Dyosa.  KC Concepcion waved her pits to us in For The First Time and while we cringed at Toni Gonzaga’s “kamay” joke, we know where we are all looking at.  Shaina Magdayao and Maja Salvador made us stare open-mouthed at the TV every time they “raised the roof” on ASAP.  Marian Rivera danced and swayed with her underarms exposed.  Heart Evangelista jumped channels and doing so, also made us jump with joy when she did belly dancing in Lupin.  Also considered was Hayden Panetierre of Heroes whose pits made the show more fun and the very cute Sharlene San Pedro of Goin’ Bulilit who endeared herself to us with her funny antics, a childish-sweet smile and an adorable pair of little-girl kilikilis.  But all of the above mentioned were instead considered as this year’s Pishots Honorable Mentions.

 

                But the one who receives the top honor is the Chinese-Cebuana Kim Chiu.  Why her?  Because I like her and I run this site and I can give it to anyone I want to.  But still, I have to defend my pick.  Kim Chiu starred in two hit TV shows this year.  She played the bubbly and irresistible tour guide Jasmine in the local adaptation of the Korean hit My Girl.  And like I’ve mentioned in a previous journal entry, her character requires her to go crazy and act over-the-top like waving her arms and other gestures.  That ensures that we will get our dose of lovely Kim Chiu underarms.  She then went drama as April in Your Song Presents: My Only Hope.  Since one of the show’s setting was on the beach, the cast was required to be in beachwear, so our dear Kim can be seen in tank tops, sleeveless blouses and swimsuits, which also means her Chinese kilikilis can be seen from time to time.

 

 Kim can be seen, sometimes with her pits visible, in various pictorials for magazines and product endorsements.  Check out her poster for UniSilver (find the stalls in various malls) where Kim showed one underarm, though photoshopped, in all its glory.

 

And here’s another reason I picked her from the hundreds of potential girls.  A picture, sent to me by a friend, showing Kim with a wet kilikili.  Awesome!!  Check out that pic in Kim Chiu Album 3 and zoom it!

 

 A plus factor is that Kim is not too conscious with her armpits.  Watch her dance in ASAP and you’ll see that if the choreography requires them to raise their arms, Kim will raise hers with all caution thrown out of the window even if both of her armpits will be shown to the public.  That attitude definitely endears her to me and to all pit lovers.

 

Kim Chiu.  Actress.  Recording artist.  ASAP host.  The 1^st PBB Teen Edition winner.  In-demand product endorser.  Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice awardee.  And now, Pitshots Girl of 2008.  Congratulations.  If I get to see her, I’ll personally hand her a special trophy that I will have made for her.  And then instead of a handshake, I’ll give her a high five.  A very high high five.   So that I may see her armpit in the flesh, and perhaps give it a little tickle.

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