THE DECEMBER 2009 PITSHOTS GIRL: LJ REYES

              Injustice!! That is what I yelled after reading (reading? yeah, right) the December 2009 issue of our local FHM.  Though I am very thrilled to find that the charming and really cute Miss LJ Reyes is their cover girl.  Yes, she did wear two-piece swimsuits and lingerie that showed a lot of skin.  She even showed us her “pakpak” (wings, I mean).  But where are those pictures of LJ showing her prized kilikilis?

                So for my fellow armpit fanatics who are also disappointed of the magazine’s lack of LJ-armpit goodness, I will try to find photos of our beloved Lorna Jean from all around the web (starting with Pinoy Exchange) and put all them in one album.

                So let’s talk more about LJ.  When she was first introduced as a contestant in the artista search Starstruck, she already caught my attention.  I’m a sucker for chinitas.  Her dimples are die to for.  She possess a lovely smile, even her sungki is charming, and her being bungisngis is endearing.  But here is the most important part for all Pitshots followers.  LJ’s lovely, mouth-watering, milky-white armpits.

                That’s one of the reasons why I try to catch SOP when I’m home on Sundays.  To watch LJ dance with her arms swaying that exposes those “sarap papakin-kilikilis”.  Even if most of the time she’s on the same number with the “kirat guy”.  But that’s okay as long as shobe’s (her fans’ term of endearment to her) armpits are there to entertain us.

                Starstruck First Princess.  FHM Covergirl.  She’s also celebrating her birthday on Christmas.  And now we crown her as the Pitshots Girl for December.  That’s how much we love LJ.  And her kilikilis.

PITSHOTS GIRL FOR NOVEMBER: JULIA CLARETE

We have our reasons why we watch noontime shows.  Some because they enjoy the lively hosts.  Or the riot games and their equally riotous contestants.  But there are some of us who watch because of the female hosts’ lovely armpits.

For this month, we will give the spotlight on one of them.  And that is Eat Bulaga’s Miss Julia Clarete.  She’s no novice, being in the business for more than a decade.  Equally, we are no novice to her luscious armpits.  Watching her hosting on EB wearing sleeveless dresses make pitlovers’ mouths water and hearts beat faster as they wait for the moments Julia raises her arms and flashes those “nakakagigil na kilikilis”.  And thank the heavens that she is very generous in doing that!

Julia, who also owns a lovely face to match her lovely pits, may already be a mom but it’s a good thing that her underarms still look as fresh as when she first arrived on our TV screens.  And for that, Julia Clarete is our Pitshots Girl for November. Her hubby’s one lucky bastard.  

Panay ang pakita ni Sarah ng mga magaganda niyang kilikili sa huling concert niya. Nakakagigil!!! Can't wait for the DVD.

Sarah Geronimo is showing more and more of her armpits on TV, on her commercials and concerts. Her underarms got a lot whiter and cleaner since she first came in showbiz. That’s a good thing for us. Yum-yum!

Miranda Cosgrove

Selena Gomez

Miley Cyrus