THE MAY 2012 PITSHOTS GIRL: JULIE ANNE SAN JOSE

GMA7 should invest more time and money to their most talented teen Julie Anne San Jose. Man, can this girl sing. You’ve seen her YouTube videos? Watch her give Nicki Minaj a run for her money with her cover of Super Bass. Plus, she’s really cute.

But is the 18 year old “armpit generous”? The answer is a big yes! Whether she’s singing a power ballad or a hiphop ditty, she always raises an arm. And most often we get lucky because she likes to wear sleeveless outfits. Just look at those kilikilis! White and squeaky clean, they are as cute as her.

Julie Anne San Jose, the future of GMA7 and OPM. But for now she is May’s Pitshots Girl.

Gwen Zamora as Fey

THE APRIL 2012 PITSHOTS GIRL: GWEN ZAMORA

Gwen Zamora is one of those girls that frustrates a lot of armpit lovers. It’s because glimpses of those precious whities (the armpits) are quite rare. You don’t see her dance on Party Pilipinas and her appearances on her shows Bubble Gang and Biritera doesn’t really require her to raise them arms.

But when you get to see those underarms it’s like you found a hidden treasure or you have solved a big mystery. When you tell your fellow armpit fans that you got to see Gwen’s pits they utter “wehh, di nga?” in disbelief.

And so we name Gwen Zamora as the April Pitshots Girl and hope that it will inspire her to show us more of her kilikilis. By the way, armpit fans, watch her MMFF movie Enteng ng Ina Mo. Thank me later.

DARA PARK

Show some armpit-loving for Dara of 2en1, known to us Pinoys as the krung-krung Sandara Park.

PITSHOTS ON BLOGGER

I need to create a blogger account.  Kailangang bumalik sa dati na pag nag-Google search ka, KILIKILI NG MGA BABAE ang a-appear.  Ngayon kasi kilikili ng mga lalaki ang lumalabas. BWISET!!

PITSHOTS GIRLS FOR FEBRUARY AND MARCH: KATHRYN BERNARDO and JULIA MONTES

It was your lucky day. You found yourself in a room with Kathryn Bernardo and Julia Montes. Both know your love of underarms and both are willing to have you do whatever you want with their armpits. They are already down to wearing white sandos and both already have thwir arms raised above their heads, their kilikilis exposed in all their glory. You may smell or kiss or lick em. But you can only do one of them. And you will no longer have a chance with the other.

So who would you pick? The dusky tween Kathryn with her morena armpits perfectly matching her Pinay skin? Or the tall and tisay Julia with her white underarms that she got from the German side of her family? A hard decision. Two lovely girls with underarms that are as fresh as only teenage armpits can be. Whoever you pick, you are sure the pits are going to be winners. But you’ll always regret not being able to do the other one.

It was also hard to pick from the two who will be this month’s Pitshots Girl. So Pitshots: Kilikili Wonderland is naming both girls as the Pitshots Girls for February… and March!!!! So where can you catch them? You can watch Julia in Walang Hanggan at ABS-CBN. Kathryn will soon star in the remake of Esperanza at the same channel. Or you can just watch for their pics here on Multiply and on Piter Pitshots’ Facebook account.

PITSHOTS GIRLS FOR JANUARY 2012: COLLEGE VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS

Usually the Pitshots Girl of the Month goes to an artista. To start the New Year, we are going to give the honor to athletes. Yes, we’re naming not just one (and not even two or four) but a whole bunch of them. College Volleyball Players.

Collegiate athletics are mostly centered to basketball but volleyball is now gaining a following. To armpit lovers, the volleyball court is another venue to see underarms. Players’ uniforms used to look like fast food crew outfits. Now they are sleeveless T’s, for better movement perhaps. Now we can see those pits as they are raised to serve, block or spike.

Which players to watch? Personal favorites include Gretchen Ho and Fille Cainglet of ADMU, Michelle Gumabao and Cha Cruz of DLSU, South Ramos of UP and Maricar Nepomuceno of NU. Former players Manilla Santos, Bea Pascual and Rachel Daquis also have armpits to die for.

Catch UAAP on Studio 23 on Wed, Sat and Sun afternoons. NCAA games are not televised but the finals are shown live by March. Shakey’s V-League takes place in the summer. Or better yet watch the games live at the San Juan Arena for UAAP and SVL. The NCAA games venue varies.

Not yet a volleyball fan. You are missing out on a great game and a whole lot of yummy kilikilis courtesy of the College volleyball players. 2012’s first Pitshots Girls.