Sabado, Agosto 13, 2011

GIRLS I WANT TO SEE IN A DEODORANT AD (Part 2 of 2)

Previously I listed Sarah, Kim, Heart, Marian and Maja on my deodorant commercial wants. Here’s the continuation.


Toni Gonzaga – she’s another underarm exhibitionist. Toni raising her armpit and applying a roll-on is just right on the money.

Barbie Forteza – 14 is the age where girls try make-up, perfumes, lotions. So how about deodorants? Barbie’s nice young white pits are perfect.

Nadine Samonte – because I don’t see her kilikilis much often is reason enough for me to put her in this list. A 30-second Rexona ad would be good.

Erich Gonzales – Erich giggling while spraying a deodorizer. Heaven.

Yeng Constantino – a rockstar inspired Rexona ad. Rock those yummy armpits, Yeng!

GIRLS I WANT TO SEE IN A DEODORANT AD (Part 1 of 2)

I love those deodorant commercials. A favorite, not only of mine but also by fellow underarm lovers, is that Rexona commercial done by Angel Locsin where she exposed that gorgeous armpit in all its naked glory. I wish other artistas would do the same. Remember the time when Angel first posed for FHM, which helped made her a star, and then a horde of young stars followed? I wish other pretty stars will follow Angel’s lead, raise their arms and apply those roll-ons. Here’s a partial list of who I want to see on a deodorant ad soon.


Sarah Geronimo – she loves showing them on her performances, even on commercials. A Rexona ad is perfect.

Kim Chiu – Kim’s armpits are perfectly white. Perfect for a deo-whitener.

Heart Evangelista – remember that classic pitshot of Heart with her tongue out?

Marian Rivera – those armpits got lots of fans. Time to show them with a Dove deodorant commercial.

Maja Salvador – of all the girls in this list, I think Maja is the most game to say yes if an offer for a deodorant ad will come her way. If ever that happens, she’ll be a bigger star than she ever had been.


Sabado, Agosto 6, 2011

THE PITSHOTS GIRL OF AUGUST 2011: KRIS BERNAL

Unlike Armpit goddesses like Angel Locsin, Anne Curtis and Marian Rivera, this month’s Pitshots Girl Kris Bernal is one of those pretty stars whose armpits are rarely seen. Perhaps it’s the TV projects she get from GMA7 where scenes of her showing them are nil. Even her dance routines in Party Pilipinas are almost lacking in underarm exposure.

But perhaps her new show, a drama series called Time of My Life, is the long-awaited answer to those who pray to see more of Kris’ gorgeous pits. They call it a dance-serye which means dance is going to be the show’s main focus. As the lead star, Kris will do a lot of dancing and hopefully we’ll get to see a lot of those sweaty armpits.

See more of her armpits here.

Sabado, Hulyo 2, 2011

THE PITSHOTS GIRLS OF JULY 2011: THE GIRLS OF TEMPTATION ISLAND

The Pitshots Girl returns this month. And what better way to make a comeback but by giving the monthly “most loved armpit” recognition to not one, not two but five lovely and sexy women. They are Marian Rivera, Rufa Mae Quinto, Lovi Poe, Solenn Heusaff and Heart Evangelista, the stars of the upcoming remake of the 80’s camp classic Temptation Island.


Diehard followers of the Pitshots Multiply site remember Marian, Lovi and Heart receiving the Pitshots Girl honor and can testify to how amazing the armpits of these three girls are. Many armpit fans tune in to Party Pilipinas to catch Lovi and Heart do sultry dance numbers that not only show them in their sexiest but also gives us more than just peeks of their delicious underarms. And what a treat it is everytime Marian do guest stints on PP, do a dance number and show those yummy armpits on stage. You can also catch Marian (and her precious kilikilis of course on Amaya and Show Me the Manny).


New honorees are Solenn and Rufa Mae. Solenn gain fame via Survivor Celebrity Edition (funny we didn’t get to see her grow underarm hair while she’s in the show) while Rufa is a remnant of the 90’s sexy stars who still own a bod and a pair of underarms worth worshipping.


Now all five women are featured in Temptation Island showing on July 6. Pit lovers everywhere should go see the movie on the big screen because it’s not everyday that you’ll get the chance to see these five girls (well, maybe not Rufa since she’ll be wearing a maid’s uniform) show those moneymaking underarms in a BIG SCREEN. The only question would be, wala bang IMAX?